Black Out Mysteries
Bringing a little color to your blackouts. Submit to firstname.lastname@example.org or tag #blackoutmysteries
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20 candles on your cake!! Thank G you’re experienced at blowing!!! HBD
You were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he is sitting in the dirveway by himself lauging at nothing, idk what to do
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repetedly told us "its going to be okay".
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT ?!?!
Yes, You locked yourself ouside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was "parent trap thing."
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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